... ¬.¬ hi...
I have few questions to ask:

-Who are you
-Do I know you
-why are penguins invading from france
-Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
-At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
-What is Satan's last name?
-Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
-If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
-Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
-If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
-If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
-If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
-Do they bury people with their braces on?
-How far east can you go before you're heading west?
-How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
-Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
-If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
-If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
-Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
-Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?


just answer some, and tell me who are you :3

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It’s not like I’m pretty
I’m not perfect either
I sometimes trip over
And spill things while eating.